Access Quote by Peter Chernin

“Saddam probably had weapons of mass destruction, and even if he didn’t, he was a weapon of mass destruction. A guy I dated my…

— David Burr Gerrard

Although a lot of established comedians had these really well crafted jokes about Al Qaeda and George Bush, I didn't have any of that.

— Michelle Buteau

I never told a joke in my life.

— Andy Kaufman

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

— David Letterman

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

— David E. Kelley

I never tell jokes out of malice.

— Andrew Santino

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

— Herbert Beerbohm Tree

You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my target was…

— Tom Lehrer

The great thing about writing jokes for President Obama is that he is not afraid to tell jokes that are actually funny - and…

— Jon Lovett

Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.

— Jesse Ventura

I don't see much point in doing things for a pure joke. Every now and then you need a joke, but not so much…

— A. S. Byatt

Never make a joke or try for humor at someone else's expense. In a high-stakes environment, everyone needs to feel safe.

— Alan Mulally