Embarrassing Quote by Marty Feldman Download Open image “I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.” — Marty Feldman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Embarrassing Jokes Wish
There aren't any embarrassing questions — just embarrassing answers. — Carl T. Rowan Copy Share Image
I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself. — James DeGale Copy Share Image
Try not to worry about embarrassing yourself. That's a lifetime's task. — Roger Allam Copy Share Image
I don't really get embarrassed because my whole life has been one big embarrassment. — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
There's a time when I like embarrassing people but when some one embarrasses me I just laugh but this time is different it just… — Shar-rae Copy Share Image
I'm not a person that's easily embarrassed, but I'm embarrassed for other people. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with. — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend. — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference. — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient… — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
We have a fear of facing ourselves. That is the obstacle. Experiencing the innermost core of our existence is very embarrassing to a lot… — Chogyam Trungpa Copy Share Image
I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried the poor… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I still am very afraid to Google myself. There are some embarrassing roaming photos that I wish weren't on Google. But I intend to… — Nolan Gerard Funk Copy Share Image
I mean, it's very subtle and a little embarrassing to me, but I really believe there are things which nobody would see unless I… — Diane Arbus Copy Share Image
The people and the warmakers are two distinct groups. We must never say 'we' when discussing the US government's foreign policy. For one thing,… — Llewellyn Rockwell Copy Share Image
But I always reassure them that as far as my contractual rights can go, I will protect them and make sure that they have… — Jay Roach Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The current constitutional law places the president of the republic in an embarrassing situation. — Jose Eduardo Dos Santos Copy Share Image
We feel that to reveal embarrassing or private things, we have given someone something, that, like a primitive person fearing that a photographer will… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
I may have the 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' soundtrack, which I've been told is embarrassing, but come on, there are some good songs on there. — Floriana Lima Copy Share Image
Every interview is as much an impression of the journalist as it is the artist or subject. You look at interviews and you see… — Antony Hegarty Copy Share Image
