Compliment Quote by Marty Feldman

Sucks when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, and suddenly she's not your friend anymore!!! ~Sean Stafford

— Kevin McCarty

If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you.

— Pete Holmes

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

— Carrie Brownstein

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

— Hari Kondabolu

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I close my lips it’s like a wink and a…

— Jarod Kintz

Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to convince. If…

— Ty Burrell

COMPLIMENT A FRIEND

— Denise Clark

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved…

— Jason Sudeikis

Not to get too deep on shaving my mustache, but it was kind of symbolic of, 'This is a moment of liberation, a chance…

— Lester Holt

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

— John Hodgman