Friendship Quote by Kevin McCarty

Me and mustaches have been together for 2 years lol

— Anonymous

I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play…

— Peyton Manning

If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you.

— Pete Holmes

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

— Hari Kondabolu

I do know that you'll definitely never see me sporting a mustache.

— Joe Flacco

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

— John Hodgman

Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to convince. If…

— Ty Burrell

I should never, ever try and grow a mustache again.

— Mike McCready

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I close my lips it’s like a wink and a…

— Jarod Kintz

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

— Carrie Brownstein

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like having a little pet for your face.

— Anita Wise