Bad jokes Quote by Jonathan Raban

I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself.

— James DeGale

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

— David E. Kelley

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and…

— Don Rickles

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.

— Benjamin Walker

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

Sometimes an actor will stumble on the joke, and I'm right on them. Back it up before the audience hears the bad version of…

— James Burrows

You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke to someone.

— Lennon Parham

I can't get through a joke without making a mistake, or giving away the punchline.

— Rebecca Front

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…

— Bill Burr

When I tell a joke, I immediately know whether it's funny or not.

— Carlos Mencia

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.

— Marc Maron

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

— Norman Wisdom