Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how funny the bad jokes are, the jokes they create wants to build the moment with you with their effort. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“in this society, things you’d think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time.” — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“She laughed at bad jokes, stayed out too late, and overslept too often. Charity Hill loved holidays and she hated budgets and… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
When your time is GOOD Then your mistakes are taken as jokes But when your time is BAD then even your jokes… — Sheetal Soni Copy Share Image
If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
When your time is good, your mistakes r taken as a joke. But When your time is bad, even your jokes r… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your time is good, your mistakes are taken as a joke. But, when your time is bad even your jokes are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were from the first day you walked in, with your… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, that's a job. It's acting, it's faking, just making fun of yourself, telling bad jokes - I'm pretty… — Stromae Copy Share Image
The two-party system is a bad joke on the American people; when it comes to Republicans and Democrats remember they are two… — Aaron Russo Copy Share Image
I grew up on EC comic books and 'Tales From the Crypt,' which were all loaded with humor, bad jokes, and puns.… — George A. Romero Copy Share Image
It was a strange feeling going into a church I did not know for a service that I did not really believe… — Michael Palin Copy Share Image
I wish I had never met you. There would be no need to impress you. No need to want you. No need… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“here was a particular kind of energy in those early days, something I've only really found in startups. The regulars - the… — Yudhanjaya Wijeratne Copy Share Image
“When my mom was first diagnosed with cancer, I learned the word "malignant" and heard the word "spread" and knew the word… — Matt Blackstone Copy Share Image
If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well. — Jonathan Raban Copy Share Image
A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for. — Kenneth Turan Copy Share Image
“That's how we spent the day drizzling sarcasm over the truth dropping bad jokes like f-bombs...” — Sarah Tregay Copy Share Image
My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a… — Herbert Gold Copy Share Image
The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes… — David Chase Copy Share Image
If you're from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don't let anyone know how great it… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
Every word that you say keeps on bouncing around in my head. When all my delusions of grandeur have turned into bad… — Mike Posner Copy Share Image
I always thought that the film would be successful if we captured Harvey Milk, like the way Harvey really was-the personality, the… — Dustin Lance Black Copy Share Image
Raphael continued to stare at me, in no hurry to get started. "You know the best way to get rid of a… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
An artist shouldn't be judged by how many people like his art but by how pure and good it is - but… — Randall Munroe Copy Share Image
Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as an impersonation, and nobody… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
We suppose that could be considered a hedged position for the awards committee, one that would never occur in the hard sciences… — Seth Klarman Copy Share Image
“I take my guided relaxations seriously. I don’t swear at you or make bad jokes in the script. We’ll keep that gentle… — Robert Duff Copy Share Image
Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying, with bad… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“Why do I have to exhaust myself trying to pretend to enjoy someone’s company? Or to like something? It hurts everyone involved.… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
Other than his ex-wife and despite appearances with a series of cultivated blondes, Edward de Bono has never publicly aligned himself with… — Antonella Gambotto-Burke Copy Share Image
