Bad jokes Quote by Jon Bon Jovi

I certainly know all about the Jersey jokes that amuse the rest of the country. You've probably heard them. Our state bird is the…

— Sharon Kay Penman

New Jersey is a beautiful place.

— Sam Kerr

The State trained us to make other people's terrible jokes work, which is the other part of the game when you're here.

— Robert Ben Garant

New Jersey sucks.

— Belal Muhammad

“Why does everyone make fun of New Jersey? It's beautiful here," she said. "We live in America." "What does that mean?" "People like to…

— Rich Marcello

The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York.

— Fran Lebowitz

I live in New Jersey now, which always gets a bad rap here and there, but I must say, I enjoy living here too

— Paul Muldoon

I feel very connected to New Jersey.

— Jon Tenney

I'm from New Jersey, the Shore, and Asbury Park and all that goes with that. I wouldn't want to mess around with that. I…

— Brian Fallon

The majority of my family is in Jersey.

— Paul Wesley

I love my family and I had a very wonderful, magical childhood. But New Jersey was actually a very cold place. There was such…

— Ezra Miller

No, I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.

— Jon Stewart