Bad jokes Quote by Jojo Moyes

“It didn’t matter how stupid I was--how dumb, or awkward, or sweaty. It became clearer to me than ever, sitting on that ornate concrete…

— Ree Drummond

“Hey…you okay?” Marlboro Man repeated. My heart fluttered in horror. I wanted to jump out of the bathroom window, scale down the trellis, and…

— Ree Drummond

You did something to me, I don't know what it was but I do know that I don't want to lose you. You always…

— Mahmoud El Hallab

“Hey…you okay?” Marlboro Man repeated. My heart fluttered in horror. I wanted to jump out of the bathroom window, scale down the trellis, and…

— Ree Drummond

“Should you happen to be possessed of a certain verbal acuity coupled with a relentless, hair-trigger humor and surface cheer spackling over a chronic…

— David Rakoff

“you happen to be possessed of a certain verbal acuity coupled with a relentless hair trigger humor and surface cheer spackling over a chronic…

— David Rakoff

“Sometimes in front of other people I wear an I-don't-care expression, the kind of arrogant face that makes me feel like I've had an…

— Liu Xia

“I’m young and have many hidden qualities; I’m young and strong and living through a big adventure; I’m right in the middle of it…

— Anne Frank

“the most embarrassing, awkward moments of your life are only remembered by you and no one else. That no one judges you when you…

— pleasefindthis

“Marlboro Man opened the passenger door of the semi and allowed me to climb out in front of him, while Tim exited the driver-side…

— Ree Drummond

“After all the tears and frustration and hurt, there’s something inside me that remains unbroken. It’s strong and whole; it’s the place where the…

— Aaron Hartzler

“God, the three of you. When I wake up on Saturday mornings--late you always let me sleep in--I come looking for you, and you're…

— Rainbow Rowell