Bad jokes Quote by Sandra Bernhard Download Open image “I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.” — Sandra Bernhard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bad jokes Comic Jokes Performers
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
A comic's like anybody else - he does what he does to support himself and feed his family. But if a comic says the… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever made any conscious decision to be a comic artist, but to me there's something quite anarchic about comedy. — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
“The confusion inherent in the word comics has been apparent to those writing in the filed for years. The word has a plural form… — R.C. Harvey Copy Share Image
I think of myself as more of a comic person. I don't know about a comic actor. — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I definitely want to be with somebody who doesn't feel lost or in my shadow. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
It's usually a spiritual thing that's preventing somebody from having happiness. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it's disgusting. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
From the time I was a kid, I'd never joined groups. I hated high school groups. I hung out with hippies, musical people. I… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I'm a sexual person. A lot of different people turn me on and have over the years, and I've always wanted to make it… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I don't like going back and listening to myself. It makes me uncomfortable, and I know I can never emulate what I did that… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I wish I had never met you. There would be no need to impress you. No need to want you. No need for loving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
The two-party system is a bad joke on the American people; when it comes to Republicans and Democrats remember they are two sides of… — Aaron Russo Copy Share Image
“in this society, things you’d think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time.” — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“here was a particular kind of energy in those early days, something I've only really found in startups. The regulars - the boring 9-to-5… — Yudhanjaya Wijeratne Copy Share Image
No matter how funny the bad jokes are, the jokes they create wants to build the moment with you with their effort. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were from the first day you walked in, with your ridiculous clothes… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
It was a strange feeling going into a church I did not know for a service that I did not really believe in, but… — Michael Palin Copy Share Image
Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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