Bad jokes Quote by Banana Yoshimoto Download Open image ““in this society, things you’d think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time.”” — Banana Yoshimoto ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bad jokes
“How do jokes work? The beginning of each good one challenges you to think.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“The increasing seriousness of things, then that's the great opportunity of jokes.” — Henry James Copy Share Image
“But very quickly they all became grave again: for, as you know, there is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious.… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Anyone with a sense of humor can see that life is a joke, not a tragedy.” — George Sheehan Copy Share Image
“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Get it into your thick head that jokes are just like life. Things that begin badly, end badly. Everything's fine in the middle, it's… — László Krasznahorkai Copy Share Image
“It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humour does.” — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
“That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to those inside, annoying as shit to the rest of the world.” — Siobhan Vivian Copy Share Image
“That was *not* a joke, she said in mock disapproval. So you have no business to laugh. It is very sad when people don't… — D.E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
it'll be this kind of deep blue”she said. “The kind of color that somehow sucks your eyes and your ears and all your words… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“People look so beautiful when their expressions show that they know they have a future.” — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“I don’t put any stock in whatever it is that happens inside my head.” — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
The way we think may be completely different, but you and I are an ancient, archetypal couple, the original man and woman. We are the model for Adam and Eve. For all couples in love, there comes a moment when a man gazes at a woman with the very same kind of realization. It is an infinite helix, the dance… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share
I love feeling the rhythm of other people's lives. It's like traveling. — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“But that’s only because we have to be that way in order to get on with our lives. Just because people are playing doesn’t… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“I know just how slimy people can be, and how people like that are during the daytime. They don’t get slimy at night because… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“I wanted to strip and dance naked in front of them, because maybe then I could have demolished the fake, slimy atmosphere they had… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
I held the feeling in my heart; the urge to discuss it died out. There was all the time in the world. In the… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“Everything in my life revolves around people playing at being something.” — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“When things get really bad, you take comfort in the placeness of a place. I” — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“And usually, when it’s all over, I find that everything has come together surprisingly well. When that happens, I feel like I’ve been dancing,… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
I wish I had never met you. There would be no need to impress you. No need to want you. No need for loving you. No need for crying over you. No need for heartbreaks. No need for pain or tears. No need for forgotten promises. No need for rejected hugs. No need for crying myself to sleep. No need… — Anonymous Copy Share
If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
The two-party system is a bad joke on the American people; when it comes to Republicans and Democrats remember they are two sides of… — Aaron Russo Copy Share Image
Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“here was a particular kind of energy in those early days, something I've only really found in startups. The regulars - the boring 9-to-5 people - haven’t invaded the world yet. All around you are people who practically buzz with mental adrenaline - the kind of people who sneer at words like policy and dress code and fill the office… — Yudhanjaya Wijeratne Copy Share
No matter how funny the bad jokes are, the jokes they create wants to build the moment with you with their effort. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were from the first day you walked in, with your ridiculous clothes… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
It was a strange feeling going into a church I did not know for a service that I did not really believe in, but once inside I couldn't help a feeling of warmth and security. Outside there were wars and road accidents and murders, striptease clubs and battered babies and frayed tempers and unhappy marriages and people contemplating suicide and… — Michael Palin Copy Share
I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image