“Why is it I can spend a dozen Friday nights staring at the peeling walls of my "room" without anyone in the… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“You were sleeping?" said Princess One. "No," I said. "Sometimes I just like to lie in the dark for hours with my… — Melissa Kantor Humor Copy Share Image
“A breakup is the single most traumatic event in the life of a woman outside of a death. Some women can take… — Melissa Kantor Death Copy Share Image
“What if in every breakup, the dumper gets to live happily ever after, while the dumpee gets a lifetime membership in the… — Melissa Kantor Book club Copy Share Image
“I was just thoughts, just air. There was nothingness all around me. Was this what it was like to be dead? When… — Melissa Kantor Death Copy Share Image
“I hate gender stereotypes like girls love princesses and boys like guns. . . my point is that tying particular behaviors and… — Melissa Kantor Boys Copy Share Image
“After all, what did Prince Charming know about Cinderella besides her shoe size?” — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it’s hard to hear when we’ve done something wrong. But we can learn from our mistakes.” — Melissa Kantor Failure Copy Share Image
“And suddenly I started to cry. Serious sobs, the kind where your stomach hurts and you can’t breathe and there’s snot running… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“Be honest, Do I give off a vibe that says 'No, handsome stud, I don't want you to make a pass at… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“Even though we'd never met, imagining being dumped by Gene made me want to die. What was the point of going out… — Melissa Kantor Arranged marriage Copy Share Image
“Why take the risk? Surely somebody would invent a crystal ball to tell you whether or not a relationship would work out… — Melissa Kantor Crystal ball Copy Share Image
“Because if I have a wicked stepmother and two evil stepsisters, aren't I supposed to get a prince?” — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“ Nothing . That's what happens to the stepmother in Cinderella . Nothing.” — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“TEN BREAKUP COMMANDMENTS: 1. Move out 2. You cannot be friends 3. Do not process this break-up together 4. Do not bad… — Melissa Kantor Embrace change Copy Share Image
“Apparently, he was too busy living his own life to be a character in the imaginary novel that was mine.” — Melissa Kantor Life Copy Share Image
“There are some things you worry about. And then there are some things you don't worry about. You don't worry about them… — Melissa Kantor Fear Copy Share Image
“Life would be so much simpler if guys were like mood rings, and they changed color when they liked you.” — Melissa Kantor Life Copy Share Image
