Humor Quote by Melissa Kantor Download Open image ““I'm sorry, I got you all snotty and wet.”” — Melissa Kantor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“He wipes tears off my face and then snot. He uses his hands. He loves me that much.” — Nina LaCour Copy Share Image
“Your fucking drunken waste god wiped snot out of his nose and that was you.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Eventually she got out of bed, took a long shower, gargling and spitting mouthfuls of water, then screaming, just a little and quietly.” — Catherine Lacey Copy Share Image
“Well, I'm sorry. Again. For like the millionth time. If there's anything I can do ... I'd offer to pay for your dry cleaning,… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“Oh. My. God. I'd been dissed. Majorly. Because I was an ugly, disgusting ogre. Snot was probably pouring from my nostrils onto the ground.” — Autumn Doughton Copy Share Image
“Great. Everyone’s gonna sweat and stink for the rest of the day. That’s so nasty.” — Marcus Emerson Copy Share Image
“Why is it I can spend a dozen Friday nights staring at the peeling walls of my "room" without anyone in the family so… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“You were sleeping?" said Princess One. "No," I said. "Sometimes I just like to lie in the dark for hours with my eyes closed.” — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“A breakup is the single most traumatic event in the life of a woman outside of a death. Some women can take years to… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“What if in every breakup, the dumper gets to live happily ever after, while the dumpee gets a lifetime membership in the Bitter Book… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“I was just thoughts, just air. There was nothingness all around me. Was this what it was like to be dead? When you died, did you still sense everything going on around you, only it was happening so far away that you didn't care about it? You were floating through space and time, and nothing that happened to you mattered… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share
“I hate gender stereotypes like girls love princesses and boys like guns. . . my point is that tying particular behaviors and interests to… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“After all, what did Prince Charming know about Cinderella besides her shoe size?” — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it’s hard to hear when we’ve done something wrong. But we can learn from our mistakes.” — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
