Quote by Melissa Kantor

“I'm sorry, I got you all snotty and wet.”

— Melissa Kantor

“Why is it I can spend a dozen Friday nights staring at the peeling walls of my "room" without anyone in the family so…

— Melissa Kantor

“You were sleeping?" said Princess One. "No," I said. "Sometimes I just like to lie in the dark for hours with my eyes closed.”

— Melissa Kantor

“A breakup is the single most traumatic event in the life of a woman outside of a death. Some women can take years to…

— Melissa Kantor

“What if in every breakup, the dumper gets to live happily ever after, while the dumpee gets a lifetime membership in the Bitter Book…

— Melissa Kantor

“I was just thoughts, just air. There was nothingness all around me. Was this what it was like to be dead? When you died,…

— Melissa Kantor

“It was strange how we could talk so much and say so little.”

— Melissa Kantor

“People never think things that are true are funny.”

— Melissa Kantor

“I hate gender stereotypes like girls love princesses and boys like guns. . . my point is that tying particular behaviors and interests to…

— Melissa Kantor

“After all, what did Prince Charming know about Cinderella besides her shoe size?”

— Melissa Kantor

“Prince Charming was requesting my presence tonight.”

— Melissa Kantor

“Sometimes it’s hard to hear when we’ve done something wrong. But we can learn from our mistakes.”

— Melissa Kantor