““Unable to come up with any tactful response, I decided to go for honesty instead. “That sounds like a lot of fun, Mr. G—Brendan. But, um . . . I’m kind of trying to get out to, you know, meet people.” With my dick. I left that part unspoken. “Meet— Oh.” Enlightenment dawned. His eyes widened and his jaw dropped a little. Then his ears turned red. “ Meet people. Right. Yeah, you probably don’t want me around for that.””
