Orgy Quote by Amelia C. Gormley

“I had this coming. I just have to take my medicine. I think I’ll spend the weekend brooding about what a shitty friend I…

— Amelia C. Gormley

“Who needs Raymond? I found two NEW men to love. and their names are Ben & Jerry.”

— Anonymous

“Decapitated. His genitals scooped out like, like…” “The worst Ben and Jerry’s flavour ever,”

— Heide Goody

“We had a very Tom and Jerry relationship, me and my mom. She was the strict disciplinarian; I was naughty as shit. She would…

— Trevor Noah

“It was a long while later before I heard footsteps on the stairs. Jason looked into the game room, grinned, and opened the door.…

— Rachel Hawthorne

“I loved Jerry, and I wanted to have his baby.” She laughed. “This was before women started looking at their vaginas in hand mirrors…

— Michael Thomas Ford

“Oh, no. A story. This was perhaps too maudlin and too much for the early hour, but handsome and heart-broken young men could occasionally…

— Cassandra Clare

“While lying in traction in the hospital the next day, I informed Jerry that he could promptly take his cake, hideous football photo and…

— Kate Langdon

“Sam told me as we were hanging up our coats that Bob was “baked like a fucking cake.” I really had to quote that…

— Steven Chbosky

“Have you ever met a man who looked so damn delicious that you wanted to sop him up with a hot buttermilk biscuit and…

— Susan Donovan

“I wanted to go home, whip up a batch of cookie dough, and eat it. All.”

— Kristen Ashley

“America's greatest revelation was not the atom bomb, not Fundamentalism, not fat farms, not Elvis, not even the quite astute observation that gentlemen prefer…

— Marisha Pessl