“Myra was less a helicopter parent than a helicopter gunship parent.” — Heide Goody Parenting Copy Share Image
“Mr Bark!” she called again. “We’d like to talk about your fish porn collection.” — Heide Goody Called Copy Share Image
“Decapitated. His genitals scooped out like, like…” “The worst Ben and Jerry’s flavour ever,” — Heide Goody Ben Jerry Copy Share Image
“because Granny used a secret ingredient in all her cooking and that secret ingredient was lard.” — Heide Goody Food Copy Share Image
“Mystical site thingy. You’re meant to wash an item of clothing in the well, hang it from the trees and it’ll cure… — Heide Goody Mystical Copy Share Image
“He had decided that if he ever returned to his old job he would create a special level of hell, an enormous… — Heide Goody Damned Copy Share Image
“He had a faint accent, not quite Eurovision, not quite Bond villain.” — Heide Goody Accent Copy Share Image
“aye up lass, I ‘ad to crawl through t’Gobi Desert with only one leg and used a venomous cobra as t’tourniquet.” — Heide Goody Tourniquet Copy Share Image
“Morag read the thick gothic script on his upper arm "Carpe diem" "The thinking man's YOLO" he said” — Heide Goody Carpe diem Copy Share Image
“Just because you’re right, doesn’t mean you’re right. Truth and goodness do not prevail.” “But” — Heide Goody Truth Copy Share Image
“I think life is like a plate of little snacks. It’s not exactly fulfilling but what can you do but grab what… — Heide Goody Life Copy Share Image
