Quote by Heide Goody Download Open image ““It only eats virgins. Their hearts specifically.”” — Heide Goody ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“because Granny used a secret ingredient in all her cooking and that secret ingredient was lard.” — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
“Decapitated. His genitals scooped out like, like…” “The worst Ben and Jerry’s flavour ever,” — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
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“Morag read the thick gothic script on his upper arm "Carpe diem" "The thinking man's YOLO" he said” — Heide Goody Copy Share Image