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““because Granny used a secret ingredient in all her cooking and that secret ingredient was lard.””

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“He had decided that if he ever returned to his old job he would create a special level of hell, an enormous inescapable shop of attractive but useless and overpriced items that the damned would wander for eternity in the cold delusion that this was what they wanted. And then Nerys had taken him to IKEA and Clovenhoof realised the…

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“Life is Meaningless and Everything Dies’.”

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“Mr Bark!” she called again. “We’d like to talk about your fish porn collection.”

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“One licence plate: Louisiana, Sportsman’s Paradise.”

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“It only eats virgins. Their hearts specifically.”

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“We need an alarm for the end of the world?”

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“Morag read the thick gothic script on his upper arm "Carpe diem" "The thinking man's YOLO" he said”

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“I don’t think anyone goes to Birmingham,”

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“Women like that. Chores are their heroin.”

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