Quote by Paul Feeney

“That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.”

— Thomas McGuane

“so far as I can see, not an ounce of flesh was consumed.”

— Dean Koontz

“So much death and no coffee to be had.”

— Daniel Woodrell

“There is no feeling quite so delicious as that of being virtuous without having had to do anything.”

— Michael Ian Black

“Well, that’s what they said. (It could have just been indigestion, though.)”

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“...like the twig furniture she made, thinking it was going to make us rich, only she's shit with a hammer and nails and the…

— Susan Juby

“And hey, bacon made everything better.”

— Jennifer Estep

“He sopped other dies of bread in the gravy and ate piece after piece of kidney.”

— James Joyce

“After all, only the living needed food.”

— Peternelle van Arsdale

“Nothing good happens accidentally.”

— Joyce Meyer

“Is it life?" he answered, "I would rather be without it," he said, "for there is queer small utility in it. You cannot eat…

— Flann O'Brien

“The greatest delicacies taste of nothing when eaten alone.”

— Ryan Gosling