“because Granny used a secret ingredient in all her cooking and that secret ingredient was lard.” — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
“Decapitated. His genitals scooped out like, like…” “The worst Ben and Jerry’s flavour ever,” — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
“Mystical site thingy. You’re meant to wash an item of clothing in the well, hang it from the trees and it’ll cure whatever ails… — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
“He had decided that if he ever returned to his old job he would create a special level of hell, an enormous inescapable shop of attractive but useless and overpriced items that the damned would wander for eternity in the cold delusion that this was what they wanted. And then Nerys had taken him to IKEA and Clovenhoof realised the… — Heide Goody Copy Share
“Mr Bark!” she called again. “We’d like to talk about your fish porn collection.” — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
“Morag read the thick gothic script on his upper arm "Carpe diem" "The thinking man's YOLO" he said” — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
