Funny Quote by William Shatner Download Open image “Never buy anything that eats while you sleep.” — William Shatner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Sleep
That's one thing people don't know about me - I eat in my sleep. I can't keep things in the house; I literally have… — Denise Vasi Copy Share Image
I don't like to waste anything. Any food left over from the night before is always eaten the next day. — Martin Yan Copy Share Image
I make sure to sleep eight hours, and I'm much better about eating, because I'm not standing in front of my pantry. I go… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
I can't rely on waking up in the morning and not know what I'm eating throughout the entire day, and leaving it up to… — Antonia Lofaso Copy Share Image
They say you should never eat before you go to bed, but I've found just having a tiny little snack - like half an… — Kelly Osbourne Copy Share Image
If you can't eat it, can't sleep under it, can't wear it or make something from it, it's not worth anything. — Don Young Copy Share Image
No such thing as food that's terrible for you, unless you binge on it. — Melanie Scrofano Copy Share Image
We were basically one and the same, although Jim Kirk was just about perfect, and, of course, I am perfect. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
It's irksome to read about someone I don't recognize. It frightens me. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
You might as well aim high. Why shoot yourself in the foot when you can shoot yourself in the head? — William Shatner Copy Share Image
I think the supernatural is a catch-all for everything we don't understand about the vast other parts of life that we cannot perceive. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
I always thought that the spine of a character was awe and wonder. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
We live in grief for having left the womb, for having left the teat, then school, then home. In my case, it was leaving… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
I love cameras but I find myself reluctantly taking pictures because what's past is past. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
I spent years doing 'Star Trek' bits and things, and a lot of people loved it, a lot of people mocked it. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
