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“aye up lass, I ‘ad to crawl through t’Gobi Desert with only one leg and used a venomous cobra as t’tourniquet.” quote by Heide Goody — Download Open image

““aye up lass, I ‘ad to crawl through t’Gobi Desert with only one leg and used a venomous cobra as t’tourniquet.””

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