Humor Quote by Melissa Kantor Download Open image ““People never think things that are true are funny.”” — Melissa Kantor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Things stop being funny if you have to explain them to people, especially if they need excellent attention spans.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
“When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.” — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
“Enjoy everything and everybody that makes you laugh,because one day you wont laugh at all” — Julia King Copy Share Image
“People are funny sometimes, and that includes me. Every now and then we do or don't do something and we can't explain it, not… — Gil Miller Copy Share Image
“The funny thing about having people believe good things about you is that, without even realizing it, you want to make those things true.” — Lisa Wingate Copy Share Image
“Folks are funny. They can't stick to one way of thinking or doing anything unless they get a new reason for doing it ever… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
“However, human beings are funny; we always want what we don't have.” — Apol Lejano-Massebieau Copy Share Image
“Laugh. We’re all going to be dead anyway some day. So while you should try your hardest to make the most of your life,… — Peter Atkins Copy Share Image
“Why is it I can spend a dozen Friday nights staring at the peeling walls of my "room" without anyone in the family so… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“You were sleeping?" said Princess One. "No," I said. "Sometimes I just like to lie in the dark for hours with my eyes closed.” — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“A breakup is the single most traumatic event in the life of a woman outside of a death. Some women can take years to… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“What if in every breakup, the dumper gets to live happily ever after, while the dumpee gets a lifetime membership in the Bitter Book… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“I was just thoughts, just air. There was nothingness all around me. Was this what it was like to be dead? When you died,… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“I hate gender stereotypes like girls love princesses and boys like guns. . . my point is that tying particular behaviors and interests to… — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“After all, what did Prince Charming know about Cinderella besides her shoe size?” — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it’s hard to hear when we’ve done something wrong. But we can learn from our mistakes.” — Melissa Kantor Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
