Bad jokes Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bad jokes Jokes Life Life is Prophecy Turns
I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage. — Kathleen Madigan Copy Share Image
All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If written with enough care and thoughtfulness, a joke can make you laugh at a belief you hold dear. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
My background is part of my comedy. Your experiences are where the jokes come from. — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
“There comes a time when the heaping up of calamities brings on uncontrollable nervous laughter - when, after a final blow from fate, we… — Jean-Dominique Bauby Copy Share Image
My memoirs are full of humor, I had to change jokes because it was a little too dark. — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
I adore jokes. They're a theatrical contrivance, but the irony of all fiction is that you approach reality by avoiding it a bit; you… — Paul Morrissey Copy Share Image
That's what my books are, now that I'm a grownup - mosaics of jokes. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically. — Larry David Copy Share Image
My style of comedy is very real and bittersweet, and sort of always on the verge of kind of being tragic. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I had never met you. There would be no need to impress you. No need to want you. No need for loving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
The two-party system is a bad joke on the American people; when it comes to Republicans and Democrats remember they are two sides of… — Aaron Russo Copy Share Image
“in this society, things you’d think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time.” — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“here was a particular kind of energy in those early days, something I've only really found in startups. The regulars - the boring 9-to-5… — Yudhanjaya Wijeratne Copy Share Image
No matter how funny the bad jokes are, the jokes they create wants to build the moment with you with their effort. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were from the first day you walked in, with your ridiculous clothes… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
It was a strange feeling going into a church I did not know for a service that I did not really believe in, but… — Michael Palin Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
