Bad jokes Quote by Charles Bukowski

People come up to me on the street and make some little joke - like they'll say, 'Excuse me, sir, what time is it?'…

— Teller

I am a rune a carrot a little joke

— Walter Wykes

When someone says, 'I recognize you,' I'll say, 'Congratulations on having a TV.' It's a little joke.

— Willam Belli

“Welcome to Level 2. Or, as it is sometimes affectionately referred to by the Friends: God's Little Joke.”

— H.M. Forester

“her untimely death. Death for her meant death for us both.”

— Edna O'Brien

“You never understood what death meant until it calimed someone you were so close to. When it did, then you truly shook death's hands.”

— Holly Hood

“she decided that this world was a place of deep mystery and enchantment, with occasional episodes of terror to give it texture. Death was…

— Dean Koontz

“Fearing death meant also fearing life, which stole all meaning from the act of living.”

— Dean Koontz

“Some had come to look upon death as a mercy. Death meant warmth. Death was light. Life was cruel, cold, heavy and dark. Life…

— Sage Steadman

Some things just aren't meant to last. They take up a little space in your heart and leave you a little smarter for next…

— Ritu Ghatourey

It's sad my friendship meant that little.

— Anonymous

How could she go on without him? And, at the same time, how could she go on knowing that every moment of their time…

— Sarah MacLean

“It appears that you were meant to be mine only for a little while.”

— Samantha Sotto

“Serious meant you had a little trouble laughing about things.”

— Karen Kingsbury Ocean's Apart

“Still, national politics meant little to him: about as much as paper airplanes would mean to the survivor of a plane crash.”

— Harry Mulisch