Bad jokes Quote by Mike Posner

When I do comedy, my brain sort of locks up in the infinite possibilities. That's where I get sort of lost. I think, "Oh,…

— Ryan Reynolds

Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.

— Jane Austen

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

— David Cross

I'm not a comedian. I'm what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and…

— Chris Diamantopoulos

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

— Hannibal Buress

Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.

— William Shatner

My words have always either attracted a strong mind or offended a weak one.

— Sherlyn Chopra

It's a weakness of mine to forget what it is I've just been talking about so that when people make witty allusions to it,…

— Howard Jacobson

You get sick of jokes, you know. Either I do them on TV, and then you worry, like, "Oh, everyone's gonna see it," so…

— Dave Chappelle

You get used to such micro-aggressions, those sneaky remarks. Especially in comedy: when the mood is meant to be light you can get accused…

— Rose Matafeo

It's funny because I've made a living off of words, but words get in the way of what you really want to say.

— Kanye West

I like wee arguments, I've never been into jokes. I'm more into strange things and madness and things escalating and things not really making…

— Limmy