“I decided then and there never to become someone who told jokes when explanations were impossible.” — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM. — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
“When the football team was down I just told some jokes and got them laughing their butts off." -Chris Pratt” — Joe Allan Copy Share Image
I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell… — James DeGale Copy Share Image
I was a bit of a show-off at school. I told jokes a lot because I wanted to have friends. — Ainsley Harriott Copy Share Image
Never take all the sweet things i've told you as jokes, I never joke about my feeling. I mean them! I really… — Luphielia Copy Share Image
Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often-told jokes she betrays him. The man who looks at his woman… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties:… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn't have them and I was telling jokes and I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
