You have wondered, perhaps, why all real accountants wear hats? They are today's cowboys. As will you be. Riding the American range.… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
The average parent may, for example, plant an artist or fertilize a ballet dancer and end up with a certified public accountant.… — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
But we didn't have the financial structure, like the right attorneys, the right managers, the right accountants, and we were going against… — Solomon Burke Copy Share Image
Everyone caved, adopted loose [accounting] standards, and created exotic derivatives linked to theoretical models. As a result, all kinds of earnings, blessed… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
Accountants are in the past, managers are in the present, and leaders are in the future. — Paul Orfalea Copy Share Image
No matter what your profession – doctor, lawyer, architect, accountant – if you are an American, you better be good at the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If businesses don't know from state to state what the requirements are for taxes, they have to waste a lot of money… — Bob Goodlatte Copy Share Image
Most people in America understand that the rich people hire good accountants and figure out how not to necessarily pay all the… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I'm against an income tax because all the rich people hire lawyers and accountants to be sure that they don't pay income… — Ann Richards Copy Share Image
Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become… — Peter Tork Copy Share Image
My generation's parents told their children, 'Become an accountant, a lawyer, or an engineer; that will give you a solid foothold in… — Daniel H. Pink Copy Share Image
You know that big government doesn't hurt big corporations. They've got the best lawyers and accountants in the world. You know who… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
I'd rather lie bare-assed naked on the sidewalk and be trampled by tourists from South Dakota than be an accountant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I open my mouth and sing, the truth comes out. When I write, the truth comes out. I can't lie. That,… — George Michael Copy Share Image
There's not a rocket scientist, not a doctor, not an accountant that 30 years in goes, "Oh, now I'm getting it. Now… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Can you imagine anything more tragic?' Rose asked. 'To be born a princess --native and to the manor born-- and then to… — Regina Doman Copy Share Image
Choose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist. — Russell Banks Copy Share Image
When actors go onstage, you know immediately if they can do their job. You can be a lawyer or an accountant for… — Patsy Rodenburg Copy Share Image
Most years, if you were to ask me how much I make, the genuine answer is that I have no clue. I… — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
I came from the old world of gastronomy. Many years ago I walked into the kitchens of the Hotel St George and… — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
As for poetry 'belonging' in the classroom, it's like the way they taught us sex in those old hygiene classes: not performance… — Jerome Rothenberg Copy Share Image
Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a… — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
I have an accountant, obviously, because I'm self employed, and I use an independent financial adviser. I trust my accountant because we… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
If men are paid/praised more than women for the same work than it always pays to allow the man to have more… — Julianna Baggott Copy Share Image