Mark Russell

“When the spies got inside Jericho’s wall, they made a beeline past the apartments and the wall-marts to the whorehouse, where they…

— Mark Russell

Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are…

— Mark Russell

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

— Mark Russell

“We are a species hungry for illusion. A powerful illusion not only convinces us it’s real, it becomes more meaningful to us…

— Mark Russell

You have the establishment and then you have the hippies revolting against the establishment, and what you end up getting are like…

— Mark Russell

I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!

— Mark Russell

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

— Mark Russell

I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that's important…

— Mark Russell

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

— Mark Russell

The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that…

— Mark Russell

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

— Mark Russell

“When he arrived at the town of Bethel, he was teased by a group of boys who called him “baldy.” Elisha responded…

— Mark Russell

I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

— Mark Russell

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

— Mark Russell

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

— Mark Russell

“Death, like life, finds meaning in our connections to each other. Grief is bearable only because it can be shared.”

— Mark Russell

“The world is exactly as it appears, if only you look hard enough.”

— Mark Russell

“It might seem a little trite, all this trouble over a stupid wall. But you’ve got to understand, it was the wall…

— Mark Russell

I'm not trying to write a bleak and blistering screed against American civilization. I'm writing something that I hope is fun and…

— Mark Russell

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

— Mark Russell

The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!

— Mark Russell

“Of course, with any new technology, the question in the back of everyone's mind is 'Can I have sex with it or…

— Mark Russell

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would…

— Mark Russell

You have to imbue the characters with their own sort of feeling of justification and morality. Everyone has that, whether we see…

— Mark Russell

I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

— Mark Russell