Both sides Quote by Mark Russell Download Open image “I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.” — Mark Russell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Both sides Funny Humor Jokes Sides Two sides
I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically… — Maggie Smith Copy Share Image
As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. — Peter David Copy Share Image
I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond… — Maria Shriver Copy Share Image
You never want to defend a joke. People get to choose whether or not to laugh and whether or not they think something is… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others. — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
“When the spies got inside Jericho’s wall, they made a beeline past the apartments and the wall-marts to the whorehouse, where they were taken… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
“We are a species hungry for illusion. A powerful illusion not only convinces us it’s real, it becomes more meaningful to us than reality.” — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
You have the establishment and then you have the hippies revolting against the establishment, and what you end up getting are like accountants with… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business! — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that's important to writing… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
“When he arrived at the town of Bethel, he was teased by a group of boys who called him “baldy.” Elisha responded to their… — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
I hope that the Palestinians don't make the mistake of unleashing a new intifada. They've tried it twice before, and the consequences were bad… — Tom Segev Copy Share Image
Some of the folks on both sides might be sincere, but it does seem as if it is only the opposition that cares about… — James Bovard Copy Share Image
There's no way to have a peace agreement unless the mediator or negotiator looks at both sides from an equal basis. — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
It's almost inevitable there's going to be an escalation on both sides. — Bill Luther Copy Share Image
I have yet to see someone attack Obama over his report card. A lot of people I talk to from both sides of the… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
I have an office full of product from brands trying to be in videos and an inbox full of songs from artists, but at… — Adam Kluger Copy Share Image
I am like all other atheists only in that I do not believe there are any gods. Beyond that, I may differ dramatically in… — Richard Carrier Copy Share Image
When the war ends, it will be found that there was an equal amount of 'thuggery' practiced on both sides, that terrible things were… — Rufus Jones Copy Share Image
I find that Americans are all in the middle somewhere, except for the extreme nuts, and extreme nuts on both sides are the loudest.… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
My family was musical on both sides. My father's family had a famous flautist and a classical pianist. My mother won a contest to… — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
I come from a long line of saloon keepers and proselytizers, and I draw from both sides. — Jon Huntsman, Jr Copy Share Image
I usually accept bribes from both sides so that tainted money can never influence my decision. — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
