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15 quotes from 4 authors

Laughter isn’t always easy, especially when jokes land flat. This set of 15 quotes pulls together the pride of a punchline, the sting of a tired gag, and the quiet confidence that comes from laughing at yourself. If you enjoy this mix, you may also like pages on Comic Timing and Self‑Humor.

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I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.

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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

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I really dont find your fucking jokes funny anymore.

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The funny jokes are the once that are not funny like this one……...

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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

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I laugh at my own jokes. I'm funny. Kiss my ass so what.

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All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.

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There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.

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To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that…

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I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those…

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“Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because…

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“Seafood poisoning, a cigarette lit as the person is drifting off to sleep and that sets fire to the sheets or, worse,…

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I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.

Gilbert Gottfried

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My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

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