Bosses Quote by Robert Paul Download Open image “The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.” — Robert Paul ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bosses Bosses Jokes Comedy Funny Golden rule Jokes Jokes Funny Work Work Bosses
Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke. — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
I can't even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I feel guilty… — Madeline Kahn Copy Share Image
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working. — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
Humor has the tendency to be funny once. If I tell you a joke, we're going to have a big laugh. But the second… — Marcel Wanders Copy Share Image
You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on my tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I really enjoy laughing at work, and I find that it's easier to do that when you're shooting a comedy. — Natalie Zea Copy Share Image
'Horrible Bosses' is just blatant, outright fun. I've read some of what the critics have said, and it's incredible how mean critics can be… — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's appointment... — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play.… — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference. — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
“Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and think, what the hell happened to my ceiling.” — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
I will support my party when they are right on an issue, but am not afraid to stand up to party bosses who are… — Darlene Senger Copy Share Image
My work is a love for me; I'd do it for free, but don't tell my bosses. — Chick Hearn Copy Share Image
For many of us, work is the one place where we feel appreciated. The things that we long to experience at home - pride… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
“For some employers, there is no more glorious work than work done for free.” — Tamerlan Kuzgov Copy Share Image
Congressional staff members do have a considerable amount of responsibility. But in my experience, the loyalty of the vast majority of staffers to their… — John Harwood Copy Share Image
Throughout my entire career as a coach, I've never had a boss. Presidents have been able to hire and fire me. But that didn't… — Jupp Heynckes Copy Share Image
I feel very lucky to have served under some great bosses. The majority of them were men, but I have also had a few… — Megan Alexander Copy Share Image
“A boss over steps the boundaries of good taste and the implied condition of good faith in an employment agreement whenever they demand that… — Kilroy J. Oldster Copy Share Image
I think there are too many bosses in Washington telling Nashville Diesel College and Harvard University how to run - how to run their… — Lamar Alexander Copy Share Image
Every man, they say, 'oh my wife is my boss.' So why can't they be bosses at work? — Masai Ujiri Copy Share Image
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate you away from those who are still undecided. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
