Funny Quotes by Robert Paul

Love is the heart of the soul.

— Robert Paul

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's appointment...

— Robert Paul

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play.…

— Robert Paul

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference.

— Robert Paul

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.

— Robert Paul

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

— Robert Paul

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

— Robert Paul

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

— Robert Paul

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

— Robert Paul

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.

— Robert Paul

“Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and think, what the hell happened to my ceiling.”

— Robert Paul