Christmas Quote by Robert Paul

My mom gave me one of those cloth calendars for the kitchen. It took me three hours to sew in a dental appointment.

— Emo Philips

The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on…

— John Cleese

When I was a child, my December weekends were spent making cards, decorating the tree, hanging the wreath and preparing brandy butter and peppermint…

— Pippa Middleton

I had two cups of coffee, put Eric's jeans in the washer, read a romance for awhile, and studied my brand-new Word of the…

— Charlaine Harris

It was my husband who had to open all the baby shower gifts which were haunting me in their candy-colored gift wrap - thank…

— Faith Salie

I spent Christmas and the next thirty days in the hospital.

— Ryan White

And so this is Christmas...what have you done?

— John Lennon

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards…

— Robert Orben

I was a Christmas present that was delivered unwrapped.

— Rod Serling

Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.

— Cassandra Clare

I was in a Rite Aid... and fell into a Christmas tree display. None other than Shia LaBeouf helped me out of it.

— Nicole Byer

Aged six, I sailed from South Africa to England by steam ship with my family. It was a three-week journey. I remember crying on…

— Prue Leith