Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's appointment... — Robert Paul Christmas Copy Share Image
So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go… — Robert Paul Funny Copy Share Image
You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference. — Robert Paul Fooling yourself Copy Share Image
A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. — Robert Paul Fashion Copy Share Image
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny. — Robert Paul Funny Copy Share Image
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver. — Robert Paul Computers Copy Share Image
You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. — Robert Paul Christmas Copy Share Image
“Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and think, what the hell happened to my ceiling.” — Robert Paul Astronomy Copy Share Image
