Funny Quote by Robert Paul Download Open image “I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.” — Robert Paul ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Work
I work everyday, but every day is a holiday for me because I enjoy my work. — Sudha Murty Copy Share Image
I have a pretty normal office day. I get to work at 10 in the morning and leave at eight or nine. — Pedro Winter Copy Share Image
Work doesn't end for me on Wednesdays. This is a seven-day life for me. — Darby Allin Copy Share Image
Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's appointment... — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play.… — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference. — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
“Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and think, what the hell happened to my ceiling.” — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image