Christmas Quote by Robert Paul Download Open image “You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.” — Robert Paul ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Fun christmas Funny Getting old
Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the… — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
“Santa hasn’t visited me since I was six. I haven’t exactly been a good girl.” — Nancee Cain Copy Share Image
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
As you get older, you get tired of doing the same things over and over again, so you think Christmas has changed. It hasn't.… — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
If Santa is a messenger of God than Christmas will be more beautiful if Santa reach to the kids who actually needs him. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's appointment... — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play.… — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference. — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
“Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and think, what the hell happened to my ceiling.” — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family. — Toby Alderweireld Copy Share Image
Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled! — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image
