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Christmas Quote by Rick Sutter

“Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.” quote by Rick Sutter — Download Open image

“Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”

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