Christmas Quote by Anonymous

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

— Phyllis Diller

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

— Phyllis Diller

Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!

— Katherine Ryan

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.

— Joe Garagiola

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all…

— Anonymous

I feel better knowing Santa will also be unemployed after Christmas.

— Anonymous

The concerted effort to minimize Christmas has resulted in it being our national Happy Holiday holiday. The Christmas season is now the holiday season.…

— Lyn Nofziger

Christmas is a time for slipping into familiar patterns.

— David Hepworth

Thanks for going to the office holiday party in a Christmas sweater that's more embarrassing than my behavior.

— Anonymous

There is a better thing than the observance of Christmas day, and that is, keeping Christmas.

— Henry Van Dyke

For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.

— Anonymous

My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that I keep…

— David Ketchum