In my experience, American office Christmas parties mean that everyone gets a thimbleful of lukewarm Champagne in a plastic cup. — Bari Weiss Copy Share Image
My mom was always trying to figure out ways to make Hanukkah exciting and compete with our neighbors the Kremps, who always… — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Christmas parties were orgies of drinking and singing and groping and pawing. Cartoon staffers invested their own money in preparatory liquor. — Joseph Barbera Copy Share Image
Christmas parties for me are less about a sparkly dress and heels and more about the most ridiculous Christmas jumper I can… — Holly Willoughby Copy Share Image
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
