Christmas Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Funny christmas Looking for a job Next Next day Office
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like to think I'm like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still has his… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I understand why offices need to have office parties. I understand why offices need to have betting pools. No matter what the job, you… — Drew Goddard Copy Share Image
I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards. — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
Thanks for going to the office holiday party in a Christmas sweater that's more embarrassing than my behavior. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Seriously, isn’t there enough holiday cheer around here? You all don’t have to invade my office.” I glared at my coworkers, decked out in… — Candice Gilmer Copy Share Image
I don't think it could ever be possible to enjoy a job more than 'The Office.' — Lucy Davis Copy Share Image
No one goes into the office for fun. You go, and even if you love it, you're there to work. — Venus Williams Copy Share Image
Christmas parties for me are less about a sparkly dress and heels and more about the most ridiculous Christmas jumper I can find. — Holly Willoughby Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
As we are coming to the end of the year, I want you to forget about the past, the failure, the negative thoughts or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about Santa Claus,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
