Christmas Quote by Don Rickles

I view my job as being someone who is supposed to piss people off. I don't want to be just one-of-the-guys. I don't want…

— Marilyn Manson

Today is Monday and most of you are at work, but don't worry because I hate your job too.

— Nikhil Saluja

Thank God it's Friday, because I HATE my damn co-workers.

— Anonymous

The unfortunate thing about working for yourself is that you have the worst boss in the world. I work every day of the year…

— David Eddings

I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.

— Matthew Perry

I like to be in the office five days a week.

— Ben Francis

In the office, I actually act quite demented the whole day. Like Monty Python. That's my favorite kind of humor. My assistants sometimes ask…

— Italo Zucchelli

My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room…

— Kevin Spacey

I don't work on Fridays, I make appearances.

— Anonymous

Sometimes I like to treat myself at work and just do one thing at a time.

— Anonymous

I can't wait for my boss to leave for the day so I can stop pretending to work.

— Anonymous

Everyone always bitching its Monday! Seriously your lucky to have a job in the first place.

— Kevin McCarty