Christmas Quote by Katherine Ryan Download Open image “Christmas coming means one thing for comedians: office party gigs!” — Katherine Ryan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Coming Gigs Means Party
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot of Christmas episodes of comedies are comedies trying to be dramas. — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, writing a line on the back of a napkin. That is the… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Comedy gigs are there because you are all in acceptance that the world is not the way it should be. You have to give… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
It's a great time to do a show, at Christmas time. People are by and large in a Christmas frame of mind. — Anne Murray Copy Share Image
Comedians are on the road so much that when they're just getting to act and sit in one place, they're really grateful and just… — Courtney A. Kemp Copy Share Image
“Seriously, isn’t there enough holiday cheer around here? You all don’t have to invade my office.” I glared at my coworkers, decked out in… — Candice Gilmer Copy Share Image
Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
Being on 'The Office' prepared me for drama. Comedy got me ready, but once you get down to it, they're two sides of the… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
I never wanted to churn it out. Comedians tend to work all the time. They never put it down like musicians who might make an album then take three or four years off to recharge their batteries. Comedians tend to work straight through and they get stale because of that. Even when I didn't have a lot of money I… — Chris Rock Copy Share
When you're really famous, there's very little authenticity in people, so you prefer the company of children. — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
I had white hair when I was 19. I think bleach can be addictive, and before long, you've gone too far with it and… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
Part of me has always wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe or any Fifties Hollywood starlet. On screen, they seemed so sexy and simple… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it and I'm… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
The Kardashian family have earned their place as an American dynasty. — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
Every time a journalist will say: "Can women be funny? Can women be pilots? Can women be scientists?" It's less of a question and… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out their pro-Christmas crusade. — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was a wicked pervert who would cut off my peepee with a pair of scissors...if I didn't stop chattering about him, he would be certain to put me on his list and look me up. Christmas was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family. — Toby Alderweireld Copy Share Image
Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled! — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image
