Albums Quote by Chris Rock

A lot of people have got into it because of money, but true comedians do it because they can't help it, and feel slightly…

— Peter Kay

Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.

— Aziz Ansari

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use…

— Denis Norden

I'm not a comedian, I'm not a stand-up and I don't come from a comedy background. I am an actor, but I've had a…

— Darren Boyd

It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think…

— Bill Burr

I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - because I didn't grow up…

— Andrew Dice Clay

As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a sprint, it…

— Iliza Shlesinger

If you're a comedian, you can only really write jokes for about an hour a day, so you've got a lot of time to…

— Alex Horne

There's many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than comedians. And I also remind myself of that everyday. No matter how…

— Chris Gethard

Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness.

— Jim Gaffigan

You go to any Jay-Z concert, and he plays his hits. Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You…

— Aziz Ansari

Few comedians can go to their shows and have people yell out bits that they want to hear. It's like going to see your…

— Anjelah Johnson