“Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and think, what the hell happened to my ceiling.” — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's appointment... — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play.… — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference. — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
“Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and think, what the hell happened to my ceiling.” — Robert Paul Copy Share Image
