Sometimes it's more important to change politicians than light bulbs. — Robert F. Kennedy, Jr Copy Share Image
Religion is a light bulb, created by man to help him to see in the dark. — Paul Arden Copy Share Image
Everything in Russia is made of cement - phone booths, fence posts and light bulbs. — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb. — Nathan Fielder Copy Share Image
“You're not stupid for not knowing how to turn on a light bulb. You're a genius for not knowing how to turn… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the chick can clean in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was 18 and had an inverted light bulb moment where I thought that nothing I could do or say or how… — Finty Williams Copy Share Image
“Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration - said the genius who was 1% showman and 99% fraud.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
Trying to live a successful life without God is like being a light bulb and trying to light up without being plugged… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How many haters does it take to change a light bulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world… — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Now, if you're Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you're mainstream America, two… — Joe Barton Copy Share Image
“I smacked my hand across my mouth, muffling my scream. I wasn't sure what to be more freaked out about in this… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
As far as where I go when I die, the concept that I am simple going to flick out, like a light… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
When you look at the light bulb above you, you remember Thomas Alva Edison. When the telephone bell rings, you remember Alexander… — A. P. J. Abdul Kalam Copy Share Image
I do a lot of conferences, a lot of leadership training. For about six or seven years I've been making this statement… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The space shuttle was often used as an example of why you shouldn't even attempt to make something reusable. But one failed… — Elon Musk Copy Share Image
We live technologically, with man as the master of nature, man as the engineer, and let anyone who raises his voice against… — Max Frisch Copy Share Image
Even though it's important for all of us to change our light bulbs and the vehicles we drive, it's much more important… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
Love is like a house, if a light bulb breaks you don't just get a new house you work to get new… — Jake Copy Share Image
“He looked around the room: the light from outside was laying a big pattern across Goody’s bed and hitting this little rug… — Jeff Arch Copy Share Image
When I examine the conclusion [on experiments with the electric light bulb experiments published in the Herald] which everyone acquainted with the… — Henry Morton Stanley Copy Share Image
When Edison first started out with his "crazy" idea for the light bulb, skeptics were unmoved. They called Thomas Edison a con… — Linda Rottenberg Copy Share Image
Fall forward. Here's what I mean: Reggie Jackson struck out 2,600 times in his career - the most in the history of… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
“This ether is a source of tremendous energy that is in constant motion, flowing in and out of all objects in the… — Marc Seifer Copy Share Image
Often when I'm on TV, they'll ask what are the three most important things for people to do. I know they want… — Bill McKibben Copy Share Image
“The rain beat against the windows and against the tin roof of the hotel. It came down in hissing roars, then in… — Elliott Chaze Copy Share Image
“Remember those dogs I was talking about? The cues? While I was watching TV, I missed a few. Take a look: Steven… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I beg young people to travel. If you don’t have a passport, get one. Take a summer, get a backpack and go… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
“It's a poem about moths. But it's also a poem about psychopaths. I get it copied. And stick it in a frame.… — Kevin Dutton Copy Share Image
“But what is the philosophy of this generation? Not God is dead, that point was passed long ago. Perhaps it should be… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
Ok once upon a flag.. Their was 4 girls the really weired freak the lovely girl who gets tourtned 3 the sparkling… — Myothersweetangel199 SparklingAngel25 Copy Share Image
“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way… — Jokes About Writers - Writers Jokes Copy Share Image