Dark Quote by Anonymous

“Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.”

— David John Allan

“How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to find the bulb, and the other twelve to hold…

— Cathy Glass

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight!

— Bill Bailey

Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What…

— Erma Bombeck

“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.”

— Pedro Domingos

“How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.”

— Garrison Keillor

Light that is One though the lamps be many.

— Robin Williamson

“How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.”

— Garrison Keillor

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, as long as the lightbulb wants to change.

— Mary Pipher

“[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually…

— John E. Douglas

Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What…

— Erma Bombeck

I know of over 3,000 ways [that] a light bulb does not work.

— Thomas A. Edison