Doe Quote by Mary Pipher

“How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? How many therapists do you think it takes to change a lightbulb?”

— Garrison Keillor

“How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.”

— Garrison Keillor

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

— Steven Wright

“Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.”

— David John Allan

Hater's to change a Lightbulb...what?

— Anonymous

“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.”

— Pedro Domingos

How many twenty-second-century bureaucrats did it take to change a light panel? We'll have a sub-committee meeting and get back to you with an…

— Peter F. Hamilton

“How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.”

— Garrison Keillor

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” “I don’t know. How many?” “Eight.” “Why?” “Oh, stop overanalyzing it.

— Dennis Lehane

“[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually…

— John E. Douglas

Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the chick can clean in the dark.

— Anonymous

When you are subjected to this light, depending on how strong the dose is, you will have two or three days in which you…

— Frederick Lenz