Light bulb Quote by David John Allan

“Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, if the bulb really wants to change.”

— Gerald Weinberg

“[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually…

— John E. Douglas

“How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.”

— Garrison Keillor

“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and…

— Jokes About Writers - Writers Jokes

“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.”

— Pedro Domingos

“How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I left early.”

— Lynne Tillman

“We all like to think that we are important enough to need psychiatrists.”

— Sylvia Plath

“The next question you ask is, “what do I do with all this light?”

— Lee Vickers

“All people, all possible permutations of good, evil, thought, passion. The lamps are different, But the Light is the same.”

— Jalaluddin Rumi

“What more could anyone want than to try to change and be changed by someone?”

— Catherine Lacey

“He was rather like a Christmas tree whose lights, wired in series, must all go out if even one bulb is defective.”

— J.D. Salinger

“I think Mr. Hawk forgot that he told us to count all our lightbulbs. Because a few days after he told us to do…

— Kristen Tracy