Light bulb Quote by Gerald Weinberg

“Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.”

— David John Allan

“[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually…

— John E. Douglas

“How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.”

— Garrison Keillor

“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and…

— Jokes About Writers - Writers Jokes

“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.”

— Pedro Domingos

“How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I left early.”

— Lynne Tillman

“We all like to think that we are important enough to need psychiatrists.”

— Sylvia Plath

“He got the deviant joke loud and clear, the one about the biggest head case craving the taste of a psychiatrist. The little bit…

— V. Theia

“All people, all possible permutations of good, evil, thought, passion. The lamps are different, But the Light is the same.”

— Jalaluddin Rumi

“The next question you ask is, “what do I do with all this light?”

— Lee Vickers

“You keep saying that and I keep suggesting a psychiatrist. Maybe it's time you take my advice.”

— Jocelyn Adams

“You were down to earth and funny - not at all what I imagined a psychiatrist would be. This office was so bright and…

— Chevy Stevens